A contest: Things that you would never think you would say...

I have long wanted to write down a list of things that have come out of my mouth since being a mom that you would never think you would say!
For example:
"Get the cat out of the dishwasher!"
"I can see from this, that you had green beans for lunch."
"What does jumping on the trampoline have to do with gum in your hair?"
So, I am going to start a list of funny or weird things that have come out of my mouth (words, people, words) and I want everyone to contribute also!
Leave them in comments and I will add them as I get them.